Irish drinking bet

A wealthy Texan oil tycoon made his way to Ireland one day, as he walked into an Irish pub there he made a declaration to all them that were in the room. He pulled out a wad of five-thousand dollars in cash and placed it on the bar. He said, I hear you Irish can drink,…

Amza Pellea a fost cel mai tare comic român!

Amza Pellea, cel puțin pentru mine, a fost cel mai mare comic român. Nu mulți sunt aceia care pot spune că nu le place umorul olteanului nostru. Schetc-urile acestuia sunt la modă și acum, după mai bine de 30-40 de ani de la apariție. Însă nu a fost un zeu. Spre deosebire de ce arăta…

Lanterna magică îi dă lui Spadasinov dureri de cap!

Prima parte Spadasin era pentru prima dată în cumpănă. Să hrănească duhul, sau să-l dea afară pe ușă? – Să arunc naibii lanterna aia. M-am legat la cap fără să mă doară! Ca să fie sigur că nu visează, se ciupi de mână. Auzise el de chestia asta undeva, că dacă visezi și te ciupești…

Texas boy was suspended after threatened classmate with a magic ring!

News from United states, Texas: A fourth grader named Aiden Steward was suspended Friday, after school officials determined he had threatened to use his magic ring to make another boy disappear. Here are the particulars, from The Odessa American: His father, Jason Steward, said the family had been to see “The Hobbit: The Battle of…

About Hannover – first part

My friend, Rudolf, was glad to answer my call. It was the only one, and he make an article about Hannover. The text is a mammoth, so i will split it into 3 parts. So, here is the first one! ********************************************************************************************* I am not sure if many people know that the names of Hanover Square…

Meat from human waste

Population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces. Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance…

Want to be a rock star? Follow these 5 steps!

Every time in a while we imagine that it will be neat to be a rockstar. Money, fame, all day long champagne, model girlfriends, right? Well, the true story isn’t just that, party all the time. Behind this it’s a lot of work. Let’s say you have a band. Your name is something gore and…

What to do when you’re bored at work?

M-am trezit… Dormisem o oră și ceva boierește. Pe drum venea un ditamai excavator, Dumnezeu știe care era treaba cu el p-acolo. Am reușit să ies din cabină la timp să nu mă raporteze șoferul că dormeam. Era noapte, întuneric beznă prin preajmă, câteva lumini în depărtare și șuminile de ghidare a pistei, atât. Se…

Scariest pranks ever!

Everybody likes a good prank, right? But what about the scariest pranks ever? Sure, you laught when you see them, but what if the next scary prank targets you? You will be able to laugh then? The good part is that pranks make us laugh, but the bad part is that sometimes the pranked could…

At the seaside, we had a drunk russian slutty girl

Five or six years ago (i think 7 years) i went at the seaside with two of my best friends. As usual i was alone, no girlfriend, but always horny as a motherf*cker. And, as usual, in the nights we got all drunk and ready to pick up slutty girls at Vama Veche, between low…